Marry: Mokona and Haru Fuck: Azula and River Kill: Roy and Nishi
Actually, he'd probably just lock the last two in a closet and let them kill each other.
REASONS WHY: Mokona and Haru are perpetually amusing to have around and generally entertain him. Haru would also make a good waifu in that he was a prostitute and is clearly excellent in bed. Also all the best reactions to the most terrible things. Haru'd be more like a pet, actually...
He'd fuck Azula because she's sort of that level of crazy that he can deal with and also HBIC at times. Which he can appreciate. Though it would be like hatesex and dangerous. Which can be exciting. River he'd fuck because River's probably good in bed. ... really no other reason than that.
And kill Roy and Nishi, clearly because 1) Nishi would be trying to kill him too eventually and 2) effective way to end power plays in Uroboros, don't you think?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Orihara Izaya has no friends.
Red! Marry, Fuck, Throw Off A Cliff: Kaito, Allen, Shinichi
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Marry: Mokona and Haru
Fuck: Azula and River
Kill: Roy and Nishi
Actually, he'd probably just lock the last two in a closet and let them kill each other.
REASONS WHY: Mokona and Haru are perpetually amusing to have around and generally entertain him. Haru would also make a good waifu in that he was a prostitute and is clearly excellent in bed. Also all the best reactions to the most terrible things. Haru'd be more like a pet, actually...
He'd fuck Azula because she's sort of that level of crazy that he can deal with and also HBIC at times. Which he can appreciate. Though it would be like hatesex and dangerous. Which can be exciting. River he'd fuck because River's probably good in bed. ... really no other reason than that.
And kill Roy and Nishi, clearly because 1) Nishi would be trying to kill him too eventually and 2) effective way to end power plays in Uroboros, don't you think?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Orihara Izaya has no friends.
Red! Marry, Fuck, Throw Off A Cliff: Kaito, Allen, Shinichi